Once upon a time in December, one off [elf] ate a Santa when Drunkman hurt with a skate. The flying elf is landed in a house and gave a lot of gifts to the inhabitants. THE END.

There were many more where this came from, such as:

• Once upon a time Santa is got stuck in the chimney and is dead…
• Once upon a time a snowman fall in love with this woman and want to be moving for seduce her…(Madame, comment dit-on ’seduire’ en anglais’? )
• Once upon a time Santa Claus is ill. He goes “Achoom ” and Mrs. Claus make a soupe for her Darling.

And yes, this is my most advanced class.